Hoarder Collie Shirt – Funny Border Collie Gift Tee

Description

Hoarder Collie: because one ball is never enough! This hilarious shirt features an adorable hand-drawn Border Collie gleefully hoarding a pile of tennis balls with that classic BC grin. If you’ve ever watched your Border Collie collect every single ball in the park, hide toys under the couch, or refuse to give up their treasures—this shirt was made for you.

Border Collie owners know the truth: your dog doesn’t just play with toys, they COLLECT them. They strategically place them around the house. They know exactly where each one is. They’ll bring you seventeen balls but won’t let you throw a single one. It’s not hoarding, it’s “resource management”… or so they claim!

Perfect For:

• Border Collie owners who recognize this behavior immediately
• Anyone whose BC has a ball obsession problem (it’s not a problem, it’s a lifestyle)
• Herding dog enthusiasts who appreciate BC quirks
• Dog park regulars whose BC collects everyone else’s balls
• Gift giving for Border Collie parents who “get it”
• Casual everyday wear that celebrates your breed

Things Border Collies Hoard:

• Tennis balls (obviously)
• Frisbees, discs, and flying toys
• Sticks (the bigger, the better)
• Squeaky toys (especially if you want to sleep)
• Food bowls (theirs AND other dogs’)
• Your shoes, socks, and personal items
• Other dogs’ toys at the park
• Anything round that might be a ball
• Their dignity? Never. Just balls.

The Border Collie Ball Hoarding Phenomenon: Your Border Collie can have 47 balls and still needs THAT ONE that rolled under the couch. They’re not possessive, they’re just… organized. Very, VERY organized about their ball collection.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!